by Tony Karp
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![]() They're meeting about this year's awards. Hey guys, make sure you look at all the submissions. ![]() Wizards Guild Scientific/Technical award. Submissions must be put through a spell checker. (We don't want to get burned again.) And don't forget to look at all the submissions. ![]() compare several submissions to determine which one is the most complex. Extra points for Degree of Impossibility. ![]() "A new cine process combining vintage lenses and Artificial Intelligence to produce Artificial Impressionism (tm)." ![]() "The Cine-Simulator A 3D modeling tool that can precisely simulate complex scenes shot with progammable equipment." ![]() "A new data compression method based on storing just the outlines. Here, an entire zoom is compressed into one frame." ![]() "This was shot with a new Multimorphic (tm) cine lens. It's anamorphic in all directions." ![]() "Computer-Controlled Programmable Zoom Lens Used to shoot the opening scene of The Godfather." ![]() "A new head-mounted action camera that shoots film. Comes complete with a cinematographer." ![]() finds out that one of this year's submissions is missing. If we can't find it, our whole process is supect. ![]() on learning about the missing submission. How to fix this? I know, I'll just send a form letter to the one who submitted, telling them to forget about it. ![]() appoints an advisory group to search for the missing submission. Here, the search begins. ![]() finally locates the missing submission and returns it to the Wizards Guild for its evaluation. ![]() ![]() Introductory speeches by Senior Wizards Presentation of the coveted Dragon statuettes Note: No one was hurt this time. ![]() ![]() The Main Presentation Hall at the Wizards Castle Presentation of the coveted Dragon statuettes ![]() The dragon represents the power of the wizard. There are rumors that some organizations give only a piece of paper or a plaque for similar accomplishments. ![]() After much discussion, the Wizards Guild has decided to replace the chair of the Sci/Tech committee with an AI. Rumor says this has to do with the lost submission. Scientific/Technical committee of the Wizards Guild and find out what we've been up to for the last 60 years
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